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Emo philips mop floor.
I m going to mop the floor with your face i said you ll be sorry.
So i pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.
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He is an actor and writer known for uhf 1989 meet the parents 2000 and the weird al show 1997.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy and he said i m going to mop the floor with your face.
You can t live with them and you can t get them to dress up in a skimpy little nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
Why i said well you won t be able to get.
Once i was in a restaurant and i dropped my fork on the floor and they gave me a new fork.
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Emo philips was born on february 7 1956 in chicago illinois usa as phil soltanek.
He was previously married to carmi lynn raynsford and judy tenuta.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy and he said i m going to mop the floor with your face i said you ll be sorry he said oh yeah.
He has been married to kipleigh brown since november 5 2011.
When i was twelve i found them.